Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Do you know who the ultimate badass is?

I'll give you a hint.

It's Snake-Eyes.

I just started watching the animated series, G.I. Joe: Resolute, and there is nobody more badass. This is a mute ninja who jumps out of planes without parachutes and can kill you seven different ways with just his hands. I'll come right out and say it. Snake-Eyes is a bigger badass than Darth Vader. Vader wastes so much time talking, and you always know he's there. Snake-Eyes could be behind you right now. Of course he'll probably only kill you if you're devoting your time to evil. Probably.

Episodes 2 and 8 are where the money is at, but it's worth your time to watch them all. Each one is about five minutes.

Thanks again to Penny Arcade for pointing me in the direction of cool.

1 comment:

  1. I dunno Ben. I recall having a GI Joe figure as a kid that was super duper badass. He was like neon orange (great camo if you're hiding.. in.. an orange grove during a rave?) and he had a giant missile-firing gun that I think was supposed to be some kind of crazy flame thrower.

    He wouldn't have snuck up on anyone, but I bet he would have fired his missile thing at them and blown them up and then smacked them with his arm and legs and then buried them in the dirt.